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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Commentary:
I’d let you in, but my imaginary friend insists on having the window seat! 😅🪑🤦‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, delusion, humor, i, keep, lady, movement, moving, right, room, sarcasm, space on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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