Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.