Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.