Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! ππ Related funny posts π Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark. Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm. I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark. No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation. In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.