Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping. Commentary:"Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸" Related Funny Posts 🤝 In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks. My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping. My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”