Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Me imagining a sunset in Paris, while my wallet is packing marshmallows for a tent adventure 😂🏕️💸" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks. My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.” It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.