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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.