My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! ๐๏ธ๐๐คฏ Related funny posts ๐ I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. My wife screamed โyou havenโt listened to a single word Iโve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.