Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.