My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶 Related funny posts 😂 As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital. I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex. Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry. I was actually doing so well until your email found me. Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.