My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping. Commentary:"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in. Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage. Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again. I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home. My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.