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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.