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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.