My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy. If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way. I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.