My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes. Commentary:🤣 "My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes… because who needs arm mobility anyway, right? 💪👚 #priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight. I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. You lose some, you lose some more. Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.