My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. Commentary:"Welcome to the ever-evolving museum of the 'clean house'! 🏠✨ Here today, gone tomorrow – don't blink or you might miss it! 🙈🚫 #CleaningDilemmas" Related Funny Posts 🤝 This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it. Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday. I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions. Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline. Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?