My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. Posted onSep 23, 2023Nov 2, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
