My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. Funny Quotes September 23, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday. Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
