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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.