My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time. Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.