My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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