My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"

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