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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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2 months ago

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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2 months ago

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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2 months ago

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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2 months ago

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100 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

45 shares on X this month:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Just shared via Messenger:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Just landed via X:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

Just shared via Instagram:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

Breaking via X:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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