My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew common sense came without instructions? š§ š¤š¦ Related Funny Quotes š¤ Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal. You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.