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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Who knew common sense came without instructions? 🧠🤔📦

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