Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you. Commentary:When you're the wise sage to someone who's still learning how to adult 😂🧓👶 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls. I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing. You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer. The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public. Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.