Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.