Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement). Posted onJan 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That relationship status where Schrödinger's cat is your wingman 🐱🔬❤️ Related funny posts 😂 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Relationship status: he escaped. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue. “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.