“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

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I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.