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  • Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.
  • I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.
  • I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.
  • They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.
  • Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.
  • Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!