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Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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357 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 12, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Trending via X:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Shared recently on Telegram:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Spotted on Discord:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Just landed via Threads:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Going viral on WeChat:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.
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29 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

55 shares on X this month:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

83 shares on Instagram this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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357 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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15,626

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Just landed via Facebook:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Just shared via Facebook:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Going viral on WeChat:

Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Spotted on Discord:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Making waves on Threads:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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