Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.