Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

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I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?