Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll just start responding with "Still alive!" and leave it at that ππ Related funny posts π Responding to all selfies with βthis should work.β It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant? We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.