One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.