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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Seen just now on Threads:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Making waves on YouTube:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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Ah, the sacred burner hierarchy — where every adult secretly has a favored flame and no one dares admit it! 🔥🍳 It’s the unsung hero of our kitchens, quietly stealing the spotlight during dinner prep. Guess what? Your favorite burner is probably just as unique as your weirdest quirks. Keep it on the down-low, but don’t be surprised if it’s the one tucked right next to your coffee mug! ☕😉

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Friends with consequences.

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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