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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.