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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.