People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of… Commentary:"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy. Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody. If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.
