People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year! Posted onFeb 1, 2026Feb 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨" Related funny posts 😂 I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you. A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over. When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid. If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.