People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?” Commentary:Why ski when you can barely afford to slide into the weekend? ⛷️😅🛷 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. “I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.” People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.” With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.