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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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Cool times create cool guys.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

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“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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