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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.