People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch! Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police β they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! πππ§ββοΈ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! π€ͺ Related Funny Posts π€ If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist. Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects. The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors. I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.