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  • Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.
  • I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.
  • If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.
  • You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.
  • More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?
  • Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.