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Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪
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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!
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