Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,662

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Going viral on Slack:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Live now on Reddit:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Going viral on Messenger:

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Making waves on Discord:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Breaking via Threads:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Spotted on TikTok:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Going viral on Slack:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

14 hours ago

Funny Quotes

Witty quote about naps highlighting their misunderstood value in a playful tone.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨

humor, joke, misunderstanding, nap, naps, people, productivity, relaxation, rest, sleep, think, time, understand, waste, work

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Slack this month:

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

15 shares on Threads this month:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

48 shares on Facebook this month:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

41 shares on Slack this month:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Going bananas on X:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨