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"Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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What are cats even trying to do?

Seen just now on Messenger:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Just landed via Telegram:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My lips could use some attention today.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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