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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.