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  • Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
  • The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.
  • If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
  • You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.
  • There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.
  • I’d stalk me too, I get it.