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"Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"

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94 shares on Slack this month:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

21 shares on Messenger this month:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

93 shares on X this month:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

75 shares on X this month:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Making waves on Messenger:

I love having plans to cancel.

Making waves on Instagram:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Spotted on Slack:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Going bananas on Threads:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Seen just now on X:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Just landed via Facebook:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Spotted on Instagram:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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