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"Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"

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30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

69 shares on Instagram this month:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

68 shares on Twitch this month:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

33 shares on X this month:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Going viral on Telegram:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Live now on Twitch:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

Spotted on WeChat:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Going viral on Telegram:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Breaking via Twitch:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Spotted on Threads:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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