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"Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let's just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase 'customer service with a *smack*!'"

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88 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so single right now that I stood on a cliff and shouted, “I love you,” and my echo replied, “I just wanna be friends.”

45 shares on Discord this month:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

42 shares on Reddit this month:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

33 shares on X this month:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

Spotted on TikTok:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Making waves on Twitch:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

Going viral on Reddit:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Making waves on Slack:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Breaking via Instagram:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Spotted on X:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

I’ve been a main character since birth.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

I’ve been a main character since birth.

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