People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Commentary:
“Imagine a jolly holiday season where retail workers get to sprinkle a little *slap* of cheer on those difficult customers. 🎁👋 Let’s just say, it could add a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘customer service with a *smack*!'”

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