Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water. I hope your spoon slides into your soup. My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point. I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?