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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time…

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time…

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So that's why you always know when the coffee is brewing 😄👽🛸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, alone, ancient, home, home planet, humor, just, leave, loneliness, me, planet, please, return, sci-fi, time, time travel, travel, trying on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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