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โ€œIโ€™m still youngโ€, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Thatโ€™s not my girl bestie, thatโ€™s my platonic wife.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who donโ€™t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would neverโ€ฆ” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Australia is like someoneโ€™s still playing Jumanji.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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