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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.