Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! π₯π Related funny posts π I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast. I can resist everything except temptation. My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals. Subtitles are for when youβre eating chips.