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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the t…

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the t…

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Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bag, chips, food, food joke, humor, i, joke, obsession, open, potato, potato chips, snack, snack obsession, tear, tearing, tearing open, third, vegetables on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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