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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Rock's undefeated streak was the original "cut" throat competition! ✂️🪨📄😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged arrival, competition, game, humor, paper, rock, scissors on Aug 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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