Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?