Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day. Commentary:Doom-scroller achievement unlocked: Level 2024 complete! Time to recharge your sarcasm meter. 😎📱🔋 Related Funny Posts 🤝 70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit. This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll. If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it. Getting real tired of my own bullshit. “This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.
