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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

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It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Live now on Facebook:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Just landed via Facebook:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Trending via WeChat:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Trending via Instagram:

Meow means woof in cat.

Trending via Threads:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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93 shares on X this month:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

22 shares on Discord this month:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

49 shares on X this month:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

Just shared via Threads:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Just landed via TikTok:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Spotted on Slack:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Going viral on Slack:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Spotted on Threads:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Just shared via Telegram:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Going viral on Slack:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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