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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.