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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.