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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.