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Mar 22, 2026

Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

Witty quote about sobriety with a humorous take on high standards and self-respect.

Commentary:
When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫

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