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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.