Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.