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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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I have the bruises of a much more active person.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

Dance like China isn’t watching.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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