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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

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(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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