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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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