Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing. Commentary:Sounds like a highly productive plan! Count me in for a whole lot of zzz's! 😴🛌🍕 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day. Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that. Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing. There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing. Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.